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sealblue:

Erik: Are you ready, old friend?
Charles: Goodbye, ex-friend.

Posted 19 hours ago

the-super-scout:

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

image

yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

my catchphrase

Posted 19 hours ago
fakewifi:

chanelofhouston:

dmojones:

promisemeforeverloveex3:

ninjasteez:

Squint your eyes and lean back.

OMG

That’s creative lol

Best gif ever!

appreciating this rite now

fakewifi:

chanelofhouston:

dmojones:

promisemeforeverloveex3:

ninjasteez:

Squint your eyes and lean back.

OMG

That’s creative lol

Best gif ever!

appreciating this rite now

(Source: afterthesmoke)

Posted 20 hours ago
You think I’m not a  g o d d e s s ?

(Source: arryns)

Posted 20 hours ago

Yo, ho, haul together
Hoist the Colours high
Heave ho, thieves and beggars
Never shall we die

(Source: -norrington)

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rickandmortyquotes:

"Oh really Morty?? Are SUREEE you haven’t seen that anywhere in real life??"

Posted 1 day ago

raggedypendragons:

girls don’t want boys, girls want a soaking wet natalie dormer telling katie mcgrath to do her